Dating Advice

Equations for happiness in dating
by DatingBetter.com

For a giggle, here are a few tongue-in-cheek, yet frequently accurate, rules for assuring a happy relationship.
Equation of Happiness
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

Successful Dating Statistics
  • A woman worries about the future until she finds a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he finds a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Propensity to Change upon Marriage
  • A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't.
  • A man marries a woman hoping that she won’t change, but she does.


Good Luck Dating Better!

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From buttercrisp at 6:03AM on 2010-11-07
I feel sorry for this column and won't let it be a full year without a post.
From delphi at 11:10AM on 2009-12-20
You make us women sound like poor specimens of the human race.............How about Married men live longer.......?
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